Cheddar Bacon Stuffed Pretzel Buns
sugar mama was a boss ass bitch, i mean she survived the Hindenburg Disaster
she survived the sinking of the Titanic
and she survived the meteor that killed all of the dinosaurs
THE TITANIC ONE THO
i got soul but i’m not a soldier. i got ham but i’m not a hamster
did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly
like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo
My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.
I want more to that story
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
[PUNCHES A HOLE THROUGH YOUR WALL] QUIT YOUR SCHOOL WE’RE STARTING AN EMO BAND
tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the...
You know, now that I think about it I don’t think I could ever have kids. I’d be the worse mother ever. I’d take my kids to the Disney store and...
but why was daniel radcliffe casually walking so many dogs??? or is that just something we accept without question