July 29, 2014

foodfuckery:

Cheddar Bacon Stuffed Pretzel Buns

Recipe

(via pixie-ass-bitch)

July 29, 2014

thegoddamazon:

the-girl-who-cried-food:

sugar mama was a boss ass bitch, i mean she survived the Hindenburg Disaster

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she survived the sinking of the Titanic

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and she survived the meteor that killed all of the dinosaurs

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THE TITANIC ONE THO

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July 29, 2014

meladoodle:

i got soul but i’m not a soldier. i got ham but i’m not a hamster

(Source: meladoodle, via pixie-ass-bitch)

July 29, 2014

yoladni:

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

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July 29, 2014

filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

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July 29, 2014

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July 29, 2014

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July 29, 2014

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via pixie-ass-bitch)

July 29, 2014

lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

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July 29, 2014

asylum-art:

Calligraphy by Tolga Girgin

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July 29, 2014

andy hurley takes on the polar plunge challenge

(Source: samwisers, via the-legend-of-time)

July 29, 2014

carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

(via the-legend-of-time)

July 29, 2014

jaimesvoice:

brothers.

(Source: jaimesvoice, via pixie-ass-bitch)

July 29, 2014

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via tidwellcornertr)

July 29, 2014

itsjustfirealarms:

chokesoftly:

[PUNCHES A HOLE THROUGH YOUR WALL] QUIT YOUR SCHOOL WE’RE STARTING AN EMO BAND

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(Source: phylocalist, via ryrosrosevest)

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